He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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