i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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