Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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