were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
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Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
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What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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