i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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