Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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