Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
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i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
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it was like a congratulatory penis slap
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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