I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
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