Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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