I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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