How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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