Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
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Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
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Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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