I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Its about making memories worth repressing
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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