is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
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it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
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currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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