weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
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Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
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