Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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