please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Randomize
