thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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