before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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