Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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