What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
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We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
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His crazy is a thing to be cherished
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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