We're like a lot better than the average bears
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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