so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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