just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
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At least you used a condom. That's exactly how the Bananas in Pajamas were concieved
Best. Reply. EVER. <3 Bananas in Pajamas!
I am strangly arroused that someone can shove something in your vag and you didn't wake up...
this shit is bananas b.a.n.a.n.a.s.
Quit sleeping with monkeys.
I hate it when that happens.
Damn I was going to eat that.
If they were trying to be funny they would have shoved it in your ass.
Coulda been worse, coulda been a pineapple lol
Captain.. Were you gonna eat her or the banana?
How do you not wake up when that is being done?! This girl has issues....
i AM the banana queen!
Takes the whole wake up by being fucked fantasy to a new level with this chick lol win
Maybe she's got H.D.D.A.H. Syndrome? Hot-Dog down a hallway!
The reason she didn't wake up is likely that she was passed out drunk. Or just that she's a super heavy sleeper. My roommate has slept through fire alarms and her boyfriend carrying her from the car up the stairs to her bed. Definitely possible!
couldve been worse... it couldve been an unpeeled cucumber
@firefly28 thank you so much for the explanation.
HOW is anyone not thinking: "how loose of a vag does she have that a soft banana would slide in halfway?" Holy shit.
Probably because some of us know that if you buy a banana before it's ripe they are pretty hard. Bananas only get really soft and mushy in their rotten stages.
are you saying that a hard banana would be less noticeable? lol
No, smashedface, that's what usually happens.
Hahahahahah! I love elpintogrande's comment!
Sooooo... You gonna finish that?
Sorry, but it would have slid out. I call fail.
It is called sexual assault.
For some reason I pictured this as ke$ha. Ew.
I'd actually kind of hope that was a joke, because if not, the curiosity of how that got there would forever haunt me.
nice. that's all i have to say.
i still don't understand why someone would want to willingly use a banana with a condom on instead of it being a joke...
Fuck, I love this shit doggy.
"hey! banana ass!" -- Dennis Reynolds
I tried to do that to my gf once, but the dildo kept sliding out again.
Thank you speedyg
214...haha, well neither now...
STFU bitch! I did you a favor!
That explains how the hotdog are disappearing from the fridge too!!!!!
Didn't wake up? Don’t see how that's possible.