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  • Submitted by ThizzGOBLIN on Feb 22, 11 at 1:28pm

    At least you used a condom. That's exactly how the Bananas in Pajamas were concieved

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      Submitted by ohhyeahh69 on Feb 23, 11 at 11:00pm

      Best. Reply. EVER. <3 Bananas in Pajamas!

  • Submitted by subcool on Feb 22, 11 at 1:43pm

    I am strangly arroused that someone can shove something in your vag and you didn't wake up...

  • Submitted by dudeimshawn on Feb 22, 11 at 4:41pm

    this shit is bananas b.a.n.a.n.a.s.

  • Submitted by ItsmeSpeedyG on Feb 22, 11 at 3:36pm

    Quit sleeping with monkeys.

  • Submitted by HyperCannonDude on Feb 22, 11 at 1:57pm

    I hate it when that happens.

  • Submitted by elpintogrande on Feb 22, 11 at 9:51pm

    If they were trying to be funny they would have shoved it in your ass.

  • Submitted by captainC on Feb 22, 11 at 6:32pm

    Damn I was going to eat that.

  • Submitted by Chesticles on Feb 23, 11 at 12:58am

    Coulda been worse, coulda been a pineapple lol

  • Submitted by 2144571774 on Feb 22, 11 at 9:24pm

    Captain.. Were you gonna eat her or the banana?

  • Submitted by just_s4yin on Feb 22, 11 at 2:47pm

    How do you not wake up when that is being done?! This girl has issues....

  • Submitted by tipsyseattlegirl on Feb 22, 11 at 2:57pm

    Takes the whole wake up by being fucked fantasy to a new level with this chick lol win

  • Submitted by firefly28 on Feb 22, 11 at 6:32pm

    The reason she didn't wake up is likely that she was passed out drunk. Or just that she's a super heavy sleeper. My roommate has slept through fire alarms and her boyfriend carrying her from the car up the stairs to her bed. Definitely possible!

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    Submitted by 2144571774 on Feb 22, 11 at 9:26pm

    Maybe she's got H.D.D.A.H. Syndrome? Hot-Dog down a hallway!

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    Submitted by hsm531 on Feb 23, 11 at 12:37am

    HOW is anyone not thinking: "how loose of a vag does she have that a soft banana would slide in halfway?" Holy shit.

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      Submitted by Nightshade on Feb 23, 11 at 10:43am

      Probably because some of us know that if you buy a banana before it's ripe they are pretty hard. Bananas only get really soft and mushy in their rotten stages.

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        Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Feb 24, 11 at 3:27pm

        are you saying that a hard banana would be less noticeable? lol

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    Submitted by Thepresident on Feb 22, 11 at 6:14pm

    i AM the banana queen!

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    Submitted by 1run4fun on Feb 22, 11 at 1:30pm

    i still don't understand why someone would want to willingly use a banana with a condom on instead of it being a joke...

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    Submitted by Michguy on Feb 23, 11 at 12:52am

    Sorry, but it would have slid out. I call fail.

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    Submitted by paracaidista on Feb 22, 11 at 7:37pm

    @firefly28 thank you so much for the explanation.

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    Submitted by Green1 on Feb 22, 11 at 6:49pm

    sweet..

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    Submitted by princesspesa on Feb 23, 11 at 8:14pm

    For some reason I pictured this as ke$ha. Ew.

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    Submitted by smashedface on Feb 22, 11 at 1:27pm

    Weird

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    Submitted by zomfgdrew on Feb 23, 11 at 12:30am

    couldve been worse... it couldve been an unpeeled cucumber

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    Submitted by 403forbidden on Feb 22, 11 at 1:37pm

    No, smashedface, that's what usually happens.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 24, 11 at 3:09am

    It is called sexual assault.

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    Submitted by failtacular on Feb 23, 11 at 11:25am

    Sooooo... You gonna finish that?

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    Submitted by ambrady on Feb 25, 11 at 11:33pm

    I'd actually kind of hope that was a joke, because if not, the curiosity of how that got there would forever haunt me.

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    Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Feb 24, 11 at 3:26pm

    "hey! banana ass!" -- Dennis Reynolds

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    Submitted by captainC on Feb 22, 11 at 11:43pm

    214...haha, well neither now...

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    Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Mar 4, 11 at 11:09am

    I tried to do that to my gf once, but the dildo kept sliding out again.

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    Submitted by janesaddiction on Feb 23, 11 at 12:13am

    Thank you speedyg

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    Submitted by lovemebitch97 on Feb 22, 11 at 11:11pm

    nice. that's all i have to say.

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    Submitted by Meatballz on Mar 22, 11 at 6:45pm

    That explains how the hotdog are disappearing from the fridge too!!!!!

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    Submitted by alliehoward on Mar 23, 11 at 10:15pm

    Hahahahahah! I love elpintogrande's comment!

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    Submitted by ohyaaa on Mar 4, 11 at 12:46am

    STFU bitch! I did you a favor!

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    Submitted by ashlua on Feb 22, 11 at 9:19pm

    Fuck, I love this shit doggy.

  • Submitted by texas2newyork on Feb 22, 11 at 2:15pm

    Didn't wake up? Don’t see how that's possible.