just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
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At least you used a condom. That's exactly how the Bananas in Pajamas were concieved
Best. Reply. EVER. <3 Bananas in Pajamas!
I am strangly arroused that someone can shove something in your vag and you didn't wake up...
this shit is bananas b.a.n.a.n.a.s.
Quit sleeping with monkeys.
I hate it when that happens.
Damn I was going to eat that.
If they were trying to be funny they would have shoved it in your ass.
Coulda been worse, coulda been a pineapple lol
Captain.. Were you gonna eat her or the banana?
How do you not wake up when that is being done?! This girl has issues....
i AM the banana queen!
Takes the whole wake up by being fucked fantasy to a new level with this chick lol win
The reason she didn't wake up is likely that she was passed out drunk. Or just that she's a super heavy sleeper. My roommate has slept through fire alarms and her boyfriend carrying her from the car up the stairs to her bed. Definitely possible!
@firefly28 thank you so much for the explanation.
Maybe she's got H.D.D.A.H. Syndrome? Hot-Dog down a hallway!
couldve been worse... it couldve been an unpeeled cucumber
HOW is anyone not thinking: "how loose of a vag does she have that a soft banana would slide in halfway?" Holy shit.
Probably because some of us know that if you buy a banana before it's ripe they are pretty hard. Bananas only get really soft and mushy in their rotten stages.
are you saying that a hard banana would be less noticeable? lol
Hahahahahah! I love elpintogrande's comment!
No, smashedface, that's what usually happens.
Sooooo... You gonna finish that?
It is called sexual assault.
Sorry, but it would have slid out. I call fail.
For some reason I pictured this as ke$ha. Ew.
i still don't understand why someone would want to willingly use a banana with a condom on instead of it being a joke...
I'd actually kind of hope that was a joke, because if not, the curiosity of how that got there would forever haunt me.
Fuck, I love this shit doggy.
nice. that's all i have to say.
"hey! banana ass!" -- Dennis Reynolds
I tried to do that to my gf once, but the dildo kept sliding out again.
Thank you speedyg
214...haha, well neither now...
STFU bitch! I did you a favor!
That explains how the hotdog are disappearing from the fridge too!!!!!
Didn't wake up? Don’t see how that's possible.