i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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