Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
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I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
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Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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