that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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