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  Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.

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  (571): Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever. http://tfl.nu/jxfd
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  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 6:43pm

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  Hey 509 maybe some people did have the best Halloween ever. ever think about that?

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• 89 64

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:49pm

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  Charles Rutherford saw all gods creatures pissing on your face and extremities as you slept away you worthless piece of scum

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• 89 64

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:16am

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  Oh I get it! It's funny because their costume was so good the neighbors thought they were fake! -Jeff

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• 86 60

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:45pm

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  TEN POINTS FOR GRIFFINDOR!!!!!

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• 93 74

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:34am

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  They should have packed you up for next year. Shem.

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• 93 77

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 1:05pm

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  @ 9:23 yeah... They were weird.

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• 88 68

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:07am

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  Hahaha your neighbors are obviously idiots but this is awesome!!

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• 83 61

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:26am

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  You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

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• 88 72

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:04am

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  Yeah I often have human shaped decorations appear on my lawn

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• 79 57

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:16am

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  Oh I get it! you can never think of anything funny to say so you say the same thing about everyone's text to 9:16 jeff

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• 88 94

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:00pm

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  NORTHERN VIRGINIAAAA!

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• 78 76

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:23am

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  Oh gross... Did you see that guy's balls?

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:16am

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  Your neighbors are clearly idiots. Hahaha

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:06am

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  Did you go as a pink flamingo or something?

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