just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
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I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
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