Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
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