so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
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Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
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Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.