Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?