Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
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Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
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So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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