Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
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Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
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"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
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