Just mADE A PArabola og urine
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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