The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
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I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
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I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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