I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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