haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
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