I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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