quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
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bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
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I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I'm both gender and math confused
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