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you win
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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