He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
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She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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