The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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