Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
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I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
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lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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