in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
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I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
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Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
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