did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
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Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
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Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
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