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  • Good luck with that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 9:52am
  • holy hannah montana!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:40pm
  • I gave that up a long time ago and now I pray to Plan B

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:16pm
  • prayer is great but how about using some real birth control.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:13am
  • Allah is God, if you think you're branching out to hit 3 religions, you failed! You should go for Jesus, Mohammad, Moses (those guys are pretty much where the religion wars argue upon), and Buddah; there now you got yourself 4 religions to help you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:49am
  • Perfect birth control device: keep your legs closed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:54am
  • Lmfao sounds like me 2 weeks ago

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:57pm
  • I love that you said the whole gang like they all belong in the mystery machine.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:54pm
  • Well phrased text...people that bitch at each other on this site are dumb

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 8:30pm
  • Amen sister! Plan B works amazingly well too, just in case Buddah and Allah let you down!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:03pm
  • pray that you are so you can get on welfare, plus work, use all your money for shopping and doing whatever the hell you want and all of the losers on this site will have to pay for it... HA!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:43pm
  • Been there! They all listened thank god!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:33pm
  • Just get an abortion and you're guaranteed a spot on TFLN's worst nights

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 12:54pm
  • 12:31 your husband is a dumbfuck if he thinks birth control is unhealthy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 1:37am
  • Shouldn't have been a slut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:06pm
  • I say the same prayer every month because my husband doesn't think birth control is healthy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:31am
  • For real 12:31. Tell him he better wrap it up then.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 12:59am
  • That's freaking awesome!!!! Don't miss any just in case!! That's my motto... Pray to them all and you don't have to worry about being wrong cause you've covered all your bases!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:45am
  • Haha I love how she called it "the gang"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 10:09am
  • Hey 2:53, Muhammad preached equal rights to men and women. You don't know what you're talking about with Buddhism either.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 11:57am
  • hahaha i think every girl has had this problem!!! (: oh well, we aren't sluts!! we are penis enthusiasts(:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:51am
  • 2:53, No she got boned... That is what got her to this point in the first place

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:31pm
  • About as useful as praying to Kool in the Gang

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 8:14pm
  • Jesus---> Your going to hell, Allah---> Your a woman, you are lower than dogs, Budda----> I have this story about a strawberry End-----> You are boned*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:53pm
  • Guess what: God doesn't exist and prayer is a useless waste of time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:00pm
  • Keeping your legs closed is the best pregnancy prevention. But.. it's not very fun. And it makes you a bitch. Which 10:54 proved to us.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:12pm
  •  ===

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:08am
  • I hope none of them help you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:28am