I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
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holy hannah montana!
Good luck with that.
I gave that up a long time ago and now I pray to Plan B
Perfect birth control device: keep your legs closed.
but less fun
prayer is great but how about using some real birth control.
Lmfao sounds like me 2 weeks ago
Allah is God, if you think you're branching out to hit 3 religions, you failed!
You should go for Jesus, Mohammad, Moses (those guys are pretty much where the religion wars argue upon), and Buddah; there now you got yourself 4 religions to help you!
Well phrased text...people that bitch at each other on this site are dumb
Amen sister! Plan B works amazingly well too, just in case Buddah and Allah let you down!
I love that you said the whole gang like they all belong in the mystery machine.
Been there! They all listened thank god!
pray that you are so you can get on welfare, plus work, use all your money for shopping and doing whatever the hell you want and all of the losers on this site will have to pay for it... HA!
Just get an abortion and you're guaranteed a spot on TFLN's worst nights
Shouldn't have been a slut
12:31 your husband is a dumbfuck if he thinks birth control is unhealthy.
For real 12:31. Tell him he better wrap it up then.
hahaha i think every girl has had this problem!!! (: oh well, we aren't sluts!! we are penis enthusiasts(:
I say the same prayer every month because my husband doesn't think birth control is healthy.
That's freaking awesome!!!! Don't miss any just in case!! That's my motto... Pray to them all and you don't have to worry about being wrong cause you've covered all your bases!
Haha I love how she called it "the gang"
2:53, No she got boned... That is what got her to this point in the first place
Hey 2:53, Muhammad preached equal rights to men and women.
You don't know what you're talking about with Buddhism either.
About as useful as praying to Kool in the Gang
Guess what: God doesn't exist and prayer is a useless waste of time.
Jesus---> Your going to hell,
Allah---> Your a woman, you are lower than dogs,
Budda----> I have this story about a strawberry
End-----> You are boned*
Keeping your legs closed is the best pregnancy prevention.
But.. it's not very fun. And it makes you a bitch. Which 10:54 proved to us.
I hope none of them help you.