I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
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Good luck with that.
holy hannah montana!
I gave that up a long time ago and now I pray to Plan B
prayer is great but how about using some real birth control.
Allah is God, if you think you're branching out to hit 3 religions, you failed!
You should go for Jesus, Mohammad, Moses (those guys are pretty much where the religion wars argue upon), and Buddah; there now you got yourself 4 religions to help you!
Perfect birth control device: keep your legs closed.
but less fun
Lmfao sounds like me 2 weeks ago
I love that you said the whole gang like they all belong in the mystery machine.
Well phrased text...people that bitch at each other on this site are dumb
Amen sister! Plan B works amazingly well too, just in case Buddah and Allah let you down!
pray that you are so you can get on welfare, plus work, use all your money for shopping and doing whatever the hell you want and all of the losers on this site will have to pay for it... HA!
Been there! They all listened thank god!
Just get an abortion and you're guaranteed a spot on TFLN's worst nights
12:31 your husband is a dumbfuck if he thinks birth control is unhealthy.
Shouldn't have been a slut
I say the same prayer every month because my husband doesn't think birth control is healthy.
For real 12:31. Tell him he better wrap it up then.
That's freaking awesome!!!! Don't miss any just in case!! That's my motto... Pray to them all and you don't have to worry about being wrong cause you've covered all your bases!
Haha I love how she called it "the gang"
Hey 2:53, Muhammad preached equal rights to men and women.
You don't know what you're talking about with Buddhism either.
2:53, No she got boned... That is what got her to this point in the first place
hahaha i think every girl has had this problem!!! (: oh well, we aren't sluts!! we are penis enthusiasts(:
About as useful as praying to Kool in the Gang
Jesus---> Your going to hell,
Allah---> Your a woman, you are lower than dogs,
Budda----> I have this story about a strawberry
End-----> You are boned*
Guess what: God doesn't exist and prayer is a useless waste of time.
Keeping your legs closed is the best pregnancy prevention.
But.. it's not very fun. And it makes you a bitch. Which 10:54 proved to us.
I hope none of them help you.