i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
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You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
This is my gift to your gina
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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