All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
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I bet that was the highest scoring soccer game ever.
As long as you didn't touch them with your hands.
Did he intentionally fall off the bed and look to the ref to red card you?
So you should also know you had his balls and the contents thereof put the game in his favor for the victory by finding the back of the net repeatedly.