he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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