Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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