so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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