this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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