I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
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I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
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Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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