i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
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Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
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Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
he just fucked me for my cheese.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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