I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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