Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
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I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
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My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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