Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
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He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
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Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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